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Fire destroys go-go bar and leaves 4 men homeless

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Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based

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Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again

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Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Handless, Bound And Hanged

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Dog That Bit 2 People Ordered To Leave Town

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Man Held In Miami After Shooting Bee

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School Bans All Kinds Of Nuts On Campus

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E.T.'s Wife Dragged To Court

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Succulent Racks Attract Record Crowds to Ribfest

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Waterford boy, 8, Saves Sister’s Life • “I wouldn’t do it again. She’s been a pain this week.”

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Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advise

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New Autos to Hit 5 Million

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Senior Luncheon Will No Longer Include Lunch

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Mole's Conviction Is Quashed

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Family Frantic As Mother Is Stolen

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Oasis Album Could Be Record

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Police Found Safe Under Bed

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Visitors To the Sandspit Are Advised That There Is A Prohibited Area Near the Groin

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Antibiotic-Resistant Staph Antibiotic Discovered

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Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital

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Native American Students Well Endowed

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