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Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole-In-One

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Convicted Murderer Wins Stay In Jamaica

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Bananas Get Animated

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Murder Trial Moved To Clinton County to Avoid Impartial Jury

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Judge Says Texas is Part of U.S.

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Church Plan Upsets Brothel

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All-Stars Turn On Sparse Crowd

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Two-legged Dog Takes Amputation in Stride

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Youth Steals Funds For Charity

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Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

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Body Search Reveals $4,000 in Crack

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Snake Throws Master Into Cell

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Puerto Rican Teen Named Mistress of the Universe

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Caribbean Islands Drift To Left

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Local Child Wins Gun From Fundraiser

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Star’s Broken Leg Hits Box Office

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It's Always Best To Avoid Killer Bee Hives

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Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm

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Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin

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18 Hurt In Cheese Roll

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Woman Stuck in Tub for 5 Days Suffers Dehydration

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