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Man Eats Underwear To Beat Breathalyzer
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Utah Poison Control Center Reminds Everyone Not to Take Poison
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Relatives Served at Family Dinner
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British MPs to Drink Ethically Produced Coffee
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Nudists Fight Erection of Towers Near Wreck Beach
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Woman Scolded For Killing Husband
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Senate Passes Death Penalty Measure – Provides For Electrocution For All Persons Over 17
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Patient at Death’s Door – Doctors Pull Him Through
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Parking Lot Floods When Man Bursts
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Durham Herald-Sun
Audit Shows Compulsive Gambling Group Misused State Funds
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Girl, 14, Saved By Dog's Eyes
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Dog Saves Owner’s Life After Cat Starts Fire
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Eye Drops Off Shelf
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Denver Blender Vendor in Fender Bender
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Farmer Bill Dies in House
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Time Machine Found In Brain
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I lodged have in many a town and travelled many a year. Till age and death have brought me down, to my last lodging here.
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DOE to do NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s MWTP at INEEL after SRA protest
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E.T.'s Wife Dragged To Court
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Church Homes Shut For Employing Christians
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