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Gag Order Imposed In Holmes Trial
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Referring to well endowed porn star John Holmes
Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
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At Yesterday's Columbus Day Fair, a Woman Was Bitten By a Dog in the Entertainment Area
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New Tabloid "Owned By God"
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Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets
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Apartment Manager Cooked for Missionaries, Sick Friends
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Woman Charged With Bringing Contraband Into Penal Facility After Weapon Found Inside Orifice
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Say Ahhhh: Bush to Undergo Colonoscopy
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ITS Introduces DataFlow, A Powerful Yet User-Fiendly WorkFlow Development Tool
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Laura Bush Enters Hospital For Testes
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Tests
Man Used Stolen Tow Truck To Steal Vehicles, Cops Say
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In Lakeland Florida
Steals Clock, Faces Time
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New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
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Gasoline Station Also Will Offer Mammograms
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Connie Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies
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Lost Language Found But No One Can Read It
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Man is Fatally Slain
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Teacher Dies; Board Accepts His Resignation
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God Holds Up Traffic
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Belcher Silences Giant Bats
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Baseball pitcher Tim Belcher
Ohioans Cautioned Against Using Toilet Bowl Cleaner On Their Hair
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