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Volunteers Search For Old Civil War Planes
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Fresno Council to Talk About Talking Less at Meetings
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Lost Trees Found In Scottish Highlands
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Church Plan Upsets Brothel
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Adelaide (Australia) Advertiser
Health Officials: Pools, Diarrhea Not Good Mix
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"We Hate Math" says 4 in 10 – A Majority of Americans
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Study: Gay Clergy Disregarding Church Ban On Celibacy
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Murderer Says Detective Ruined His Reputation
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Planes Forced to Land at Airports
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Banana Forced Officer To Have Sex
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Dole Loses Debate By Not Winning
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Bob Dole
Police Seek Rubbery Suspect
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Missippi’s Literacy Program Shows Improvement
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Hamiltons To Be Shot Into Space
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The Midweek Visitor (Southport)
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Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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Veterans Of The Civil War Seeking New Members
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County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds
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Time Machine Found In Brain
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God Throws Dice Into Black Hole
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Diana Was Still Alive Hours Before She Died
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Army Vehicle Disappears
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An $74K Australian Army vehicle is missing after being painted camouflage
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