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Dole Loses Debate By Not Winning

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‘I Wasn’t Trying To Kill Him;’ Man on trial for murder says he didn’t mean to harm victim he shot 13 times

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Happiness Cannot Be Bought, But It Lengthens Life

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Shark Dies Biting Man

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Audit Shows Compulsive Gambling Group Misused State Funds

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Pusat Islam: Aliens Among Shi'ite Leaders

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DOE to do NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s MWTP at INEEL after SRA protest

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Ability To Swim May Save Children From Drowning

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Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn’t Seen in Years

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God Holds Up Traffic

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Study Finds Broad Problems in Army

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Lord's Mother Suing Diocese

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Bush: One of the Worst Disasters to Hit the U.S.

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Underwater Church Rescue

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Drunk Woman Steals a Ferry and Yells: I’m Jack Sparrow!

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Lost Trees Found In Scottish Highlands

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Passengers Hit By Cancelled Trains

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Electric Exec Gets Lit Up!

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Scent Foul Play In Death Of Man Found Bound And Hanged

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Man In Diaper Directs Traffic

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Fresno Council to Talk About Talking Less at Meetings

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