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All-stars Turn on Sparse Crowd
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Young Marines Make Tasty Christmas Treats
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Man Hand-Feeds Wild Alligators
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Grover Man Draws Prison Term, Fine For Sex Acts
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Cleveland’s Colon Has Emerged Smelling Like a Rose
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Baseball pitcher Bartolo Colon
Stiff Opposition Expected To Graveyard Plan
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