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Stampede For Compost

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Vegetables Start Talking To Professor

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We All Hope And Pray For Peach In Northern Ireland

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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons

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Diaper Market Bottoms Out

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Normal Man Marries Oblong Woman

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Diana Was Still Alive Hours Before She Died

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Miners Refuse to Work After Death

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Robber’s Description: Man, Possibly A Woman, Definitely Ugly

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5th-Graders Get to Grill Lions

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Dogs Are Being Taught To Do Housework For The Disabled

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Children's Stool Great For Use In Garden

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Healthy Diet Lowers Health Risk in Women

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All-stars Turn on Sparse Crowd

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Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency

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Neighbors Call New Pigsty An Eyesore

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Beavers Fly Flag In Uganda

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Condom Firm Stretches Product Line

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Midget Sues Grocer, Cites Belittling Remarks

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British MPs to Drink Ethically Produced Coffee

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