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Say Ahhhh: Bush to Undergo Colonoscopy

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If England Are Going To Win This Match, They're Going To Have To Score A Goal

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India's Nuclear Yeti

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Lovesick Gardener Marries His Lettuce

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Shark Dies Biting Man

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The Bra Celebrates a Pair of Historic Milestones This Year

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Grover Man Draws Prison Term, Fine For Sex Acts

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Toxic Waste Tour Planned

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Enraged Cow Injures House

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

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Man Held In Miami After Shooting Bee

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Phallus Museum Erected in Reykjavik

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Mole's Conviction Is Quashed

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Hippo Eats Dwarf

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Local Pastor’s Widow Asks For Donations Of Deviled Eggs In Lieu of Flowers

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Audit Shows Compulsive Gambling Group Misused State Funds

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Enfant Terrible Sees a Message in Underpants

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Lost Trees Found In Scottish Highlands

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Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water

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Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

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Bulge In Trousers Was Ecstasy

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