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Italian Plane Passengers See Flames, Vote to Land

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The robbery was committed by a pair of identical twins. Both are said to be aged about 20.

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Doctors Say The Longer The Babies Live, The Better Chance They'll Have At Surviving

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Jane Fonda to Teens: Use Head to Avoid Pregnancy

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Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy

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Crimestoppers Aid Police in Murder

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Belarus Police Beat Off Protesters

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Hornets Will Accent Throwing Game In '81

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Animal Shelter Says Legless Dog Just Slipped Past Staff

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McCain Leads Clinton and Obama in Dog Fight

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Officials Consider Bridge Suicide

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Playboy Playmate Blows Three Times

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One In Three British Men Ready To Give Birth

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Man Accused Of Excessively Passing Wind

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Pit Bulls Love You, Really

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Ferries Must Stay Afloat In Worst Of Storms, Say Safety Engineers

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Aliens On Jakarta Blacklist

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DOE to do NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s MWTP at INEEL after SRA protest

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Babies Are What The Mother Eats

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18 Hurt In Cheese Roll

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Hippo Eats Dwarf

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