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Police Chief’s Pledge To Murder Witness

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Dead Man Ignored Police Order

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Defendant's Speech Ends In Long Sentence

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Bush Asks Nation for Patients

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Spaniards Study Inside of Ham

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Monitor Lizard Fails To Explode In MP's Toilet

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Board Head Suspended

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Robber Holds Up Albert’s Hosiery

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6,000 RIM Jobs On the Line

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Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder

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Two Waterproof Teens Drown

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Agent Says: Get a Lot While You Are Young

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Nothing Destroyed In Fire But Damage Near $100,000

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Belcher Silences Giant Bats

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Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty

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Life Means Caring for Hospital Director

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Croupiers On Strike – Management: "No Big Deal"

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Mondale's Offensive Looks Hard To Beat

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City Pact Fight Boils

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Aliens On Jakarta Blacklist

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Groom Sues Bride of 4 Mouths [sic]

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