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Drunken Student is Locked up and Fined for Calling Police Horse Gay

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California Wildlife Destroys Over 40 Homes

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Crushed Kurds Give Way

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German Soldiers Fear The Arrival Of Women

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Chou Remains Cremated

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Latin Course To Be Cancelled – No Interest Among Students, Et Al.

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Flying Goats Spark Alarm

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Troops Set Assault on MILF Camp

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Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder

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Two Waterproof Teens Drown

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We All Hope And Pray For Peach In Northern Ireland

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Robber’s Description: Man, Possibly A Woman, Definitely Ugly

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Carter Plans Swell Deficit

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Caribbean Islands Drift to Left

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Fine Young Man Convicted of Misdemeanor

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Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation

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Murder Trial Moved To Clinton County to Avoid Impartial Jury

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Woman Missing Since She Got Lost

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Swazi King, 2 Sons Poison Suspects

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Aliens Blamed For Woes Of Society

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Healthy Diet Lowers Health Risk in Women

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