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The Mad Hatter Saves Alice From Knifeman
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Scientists: All Men Look at Porn
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Montreal
Swimmer trapped by beach balls
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Columnist Gets Urologist In Trouble With His Peers
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from an Australian paper on a visit by the Victorian Artificial Breeders Co-op
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Emotional Trauma May Actually Reduce Brain Size
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North Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog "Ancient Frog"
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Crack Found On Governor's Daughter
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Man Killed Over Phone
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Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advise
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