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Drunken Student is Locked up and Fined for Calling Police Horse Gay

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Fire Destroys Crematorium

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L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

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Asian Scholars Come More Frequently

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Man Is Fatally Murdered

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Nev. Man Seeks Surgery for 100-Pound Scrotum

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Deaf-mute Gets New Hearing in Killing

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Drive-by Easter Egg Hunt

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Woman Sues Caterpillar For Sexual Harrassment

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Pro-fat groups bigger, more visible

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Policeman Loses Nose in Circumcision Ceremony

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Yo-Yo Thefts Rising in Singapore

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Connie Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies

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Report of Unresponsive Man at Malden Casket Company

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Psychotic White Rhino Boards Freedom Flight

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Mimes Blamed For Abusive Language

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Incest More Common Than Thought In America

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Man Frees Self From Mailbox

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