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Man Eats Underwear To Beat Breathalyzer
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Hippo Eats Dwarf
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Colon Absorbs Another Pounding
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Baseball pitcher Bartolo Colon
Hershey Bars Protest
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Judge Pounds PUD
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(Public Utility Districts)
In Seattle
Potential Of Dublin As A "Solar Capital" Is Discussed
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Officials Consider Bridge Suicide
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Phantom Patients Offer Healthy Income
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The Guardian
Baby Boomers Not Planning to Retire
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Bull Swallows Autopsy Report
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Many Antiques Seen At D.A.R. Meeting
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Swimmer trapped by beach balls
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Teacher Strikes Idle Student
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Lovesick Gardener Marries His Lettuce
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7-Day Diarrhea Runs Through Bay County
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Worker Suffers Leg Pain After 800-lb Ball Drops on Head
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Christmas Trees Don’t Grow On Trees
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Christmas
Cabinet Ministers With the Biggest Whoppers
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School Bans All Kinds Of Nuts On Campus
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Local Pastor’s Widow Asks For Donations Of Deviled Eggs In Lieu of Flowers
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Fatal Mudslide Blamed On Hill
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