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Swallowed Diamond Ring Shows Up as Evidence

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X Marks the Spot as Dog Finds Buried Owner

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Slimy Leeches Are Devoted Parents

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Half-Blind Swede Loses Battle for Half-Price TV

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Politician Says Too Busy to Cheat on His Wife

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Male Infertility Can Be Passed on to Children

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Canadian Prime Minister Doesn't Think Bush Is 'a Moron'

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Antibacterial Ingredient in Shampoo May Prevent HIV

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Hooked on Internet? Help Is a Just a Click Away

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Higher Costs Explain Why U.S. is Cheaper than U.K.

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Heat Wave Claims Frostbite Victim

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Too Much Homework is Bad for You

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Committee Names Committee

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Why My Brain Hates Your Mistakes

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Two One-Legged Inmates Skip Jail

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North Dakota Child Found To Spread Tuberculosis

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Dutch to Extend Free Heroin Hand-Outs to Addicts

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IRAQ: Children Living without Limbs Lack Support

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Spaniard Dies After Fall From Ferry To Britain

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U.S. Army To Use 'Green' Tungsten Bullets

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Landlord Sentenced to Die for Eating Tenant

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