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Politician Says Too Busy to Cheat on His Wife

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You Can't Buy Love, But Euro Brings Cheaper Sex

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Woman Uses Breasts as Bird's Nest

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U.S. Army To Use 'Green' Tungsten Bullets

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Under Pressure at Work? Get a Life

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Antibacterial Ingredient in Shampoo May Prevent HIV

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Man Goes Berserk in Car Salesroom, Many Volvos Hurt

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Heat Wave Claims Frostbite Victim

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Chef Finds New Game as Rat Exterminator

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Thomas the Tank Engine Discovered Driving Taxi

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Many Women at Risk of Being Murdered Don't Know It

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Why Americans Love to Hate Government

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Plenty of Sex Advised for Successful Pregnancy

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Rolling Stones Give Free Concert – No One Killed

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Tequila Helps Actress Take Her Clothes Off

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Face Transplants No Longer Science Fiction

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Priest Pleads Guilty to Making Date-Rape Drug

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German Airbag Theft Exploding

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Blind Man Says Diana Prettiest Woman He Ever Saw

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Man on Way to Brothel Finds Wife Working

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Police Search Home 300 Times, Find Nothing

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