Author: The Daily Telegraph

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Crash Courses for Private Pilots

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Dog Accused Of Racism

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Briton Gored By Bull In Intensive Care

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German Soldiers Fear The Arrival Of Women

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The Queen Is A "Parrot" Says Paisley

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Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane

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