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Author: The Irish Times

Irish Mice Win Design Award

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Irish Robots Win At Volleyball

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Mandelson's Dog Is Reported Ready To Fly

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Jupiter Out Of Orbit Over Resignation

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Former Manager "Growled Like A Dog" When He Bit Man's Ear

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Stealth Fighter Crashes Into A Time Warp

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Kremlin May Decide Outcome Of Cavan-Monaghan Election

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Yeltsin Promises To Stay In Space

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Woman Swims 12 Miles After Sinking

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Animals Take Over Village That Changed Hands

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Legal Actions Aim To Prevent 'Anorexic And Alien Body' Being Built

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Army Social Worker Punched His Boss At Conference On Anger

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Insects Play Important Role In Helping To Solve Crimes

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Drunk Ex-US Marine Hits Corpse

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Manhunt For Former Elf Boss

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"Goofy" Confesses To 140 Murders

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Windows 95 Were For Houses, Thief Believed

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Cave Plan Arouses Stalactite Concern

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Naval Divers To Help Sharks Settle In

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Trojan Is New EU Secretary-General

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