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Here lies an Atheist. All dressed up and no place to go.

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I’d rather be in Boston watching the Red Sox

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Constant Craps 1913-1977

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I am woman here me roar. And boy did she.

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THOMAS O. MURPHY – Sh-h-h.

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Here lies the father of 29; he would have had more but he didn't have time.

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Office upstairs.

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Pray, reader, stop, and read my fate, – What caused my life to terminate; – For thieves one night, when in my bed, – Broke in my house and shot me dead.

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Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down – it was.

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He found a rope and picked it up, and with it walked away. It happened that to tother end, a horse was hitched, they say. They took the rope and tied it up, unto a hickory limb. It happened that the tother end, was somehow hitched to him.

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"Here lies my husband – what else is new"

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Here lies old Rastus Sominy – died a-eating hominy, In 1859 anno domini

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See, I told you I was SICK!

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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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Tom Smith is dead, and here he lies, nobody laughs and nobody cries; where his soul's gone, or how it fares, nobody knows, and nobody cares.

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This debt I owe is justly due, and I am come to sleep with you.

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Beneath these green trees rising to the skies, the planter of them, Isaac Greentree lies! A time shall come when these green trees shall fall, and Isaac Greentree rise above them all.

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Here lie Walker's particles.

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Here lies my wife in earthy mould, who when she lived did naught but scold. Peace! wake her not, for now she’s still; she had, but now I have my will.

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Here lies Thomas Smith and what is somewhat rareish, he was born bred and hanged in this e’er parish.

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… Going! Going!! Gone!!!

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