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Scotty… beam me up!

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Ma Loves Pa – Pa Loves Women – Ma Caught Pa, With 2 in Swimmin – Here Lies Pa…

Lawrence L. Cook Jr. 10-29-1934 — 8-1-2004

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She lived a life of virtue and died of the cholera morbus, caused by eating green fruit in hope of a blessed immortality.

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Captain Thomas Coffin, died 1842, age 50 years. He's done a-catching cod and gone to meet his God.

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Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down – it was.

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Our life is but a summer's day: Some only breakfast, and away; Others to dinner stay, and are full fed; The oldest man but sups, and goes to bed. Large his account who lingers out the day; Who goes the soonest, has the least to pay.

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Death is a debt that’s justly due, that I have paid and so must you.

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He never won immortal fame, nor conquered earthly ills, but men weep for him all the same, he always paid his bills.

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Here lies Fred, Who was alive and is dead: Had it been his father, I had much rather; Had it been his brother, Still better than another; Had it been his sister, No-one would have missed her; Had it been the whole generation, So much better for the nation. But since 'tis only Fred, Who was alive and is dead, here's no more to be said.

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Here lies Ezekiel Aikle Age 102 – The Good Die Young.

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His faults are buried with him beneath this stone. His virtues (if he had any) are remembered by his friends.

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Factory Reject

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She was never meant to be understood, just loved.

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Here lie Walker's particles.

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Here lies Lotta Dust.

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Here lieth, underneath these stones, The Beard, the Flesh, and eke the Bones Of Wrexham's Clerk, old Daniel Jones.

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Let her RIP

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Slip McVey – He might a be here today – But rum, whisky an a bad gun – Put him away.

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He got a fish-bone in his throat and then he sang an angel's note.

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Here lie the remains of John Hall, grocer. The world is not worth a fig, and I have good raisins for saying so.

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Bill Blake – was hanged by mistake.

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