Author: Epitaph Page 29

Here lies Slip Mcvey. He would be here today, but bad whiskey and a fast gun put him away

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He was literally a father to all the children of the parish.

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I don’t want to talk about it now.

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Samuel Gardner was blind in one eye and in a moment of confusion he stepped out of a receiving and discharging door in one of the warehouses into the ineffable glories of the celestial sphere.

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To follow you I am not content, How do I know Which way you went.

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“Deeply regretted by all who never knew him.”

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Go away – I’m asleep.

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Here Lies Jane Smith Wife of Thomas Smith Marble Cutter: This monument erected by her husband as a tribute to her memory and a specimen of his work. Monuments of this style are two hundred and fifty dollars.

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Here lies a man that was Knott born, His father was Knott before him, He lived Knott, and did Knott die, Yet underneath this stone doth lie.

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Grim death took me without any warning. I was well at night, and dead in the morning.

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John Macpherson Was a remarkable person. He stood six feet two Without his shoe, And he was slew At Waterloo.

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Hedemark (1949-2001) – See You Soon

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The Lord saw good; I was lopping off wood, and down fell from the tree; I met with a check, and I broke my neck, and so Death lopped off me.

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See how God works his wonders now and then, here lies a lawyer, and an honest man.

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Here lies a man never beat by a plan, straight was his aim and sure of his game, never was a lover but invented a revolver.

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Excuse Me

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See, I told you I was SICK!

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Here lies Donald and his wife Janett McPhee, aged 40 he and 30 she.

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