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Author: Epitaph Page 28
A thousand ways cut short our days, none are exempt from death. A honey-bee by stinging me did stop my mortal breath.
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Here lies the body of John Smith. Buried in the cloisters. If he don't jump at the last trump, call, Oysters!
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Childwell England
Old Vicar Sutor lieth here, Who had a Mouth from ear to ear. Reader tread lightly on the sod. For if he gapes, you're gone by G —.
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Here lies the body of Thomas Kemp, Who lived by wool and died by hemp
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A sheep thief who died by hanging in Bletchley Bucks England
HA! HA! I’m Pushing Up Daisies!!!
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School is out. Teacher Has gone home
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Prof. S.B. McCracken in Elkhart Indiana
Here lies the body of Jonathan Ground, who was lost at sea and never found.
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In Ireland
Our bodies are like shoes, which off we cast, physic their cobblers, and Death their last.
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He called Bill Smith a liar
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Cripple Creek Colorado
Liars
Exit Burbridge
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An actor of tragedies named Burbridge
I thought my doctor said I was heading for a rave.
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Doctors
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Rave
Rab McBeth – who died for the want of another breath.
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Died by hanging
Now Go Away and Leave Me Alone
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Here lies the body of Miriam Wood, formerly wife to John Smith. A woman well beloved of all her neighbors for her care of small folks' education, their number being great, that when she died she scarcely left her mate: so wise discreet was her behaviours that she was well esteemed by neighbors. She lived in love with all to die so let her rest to eternitye.
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An old school-mistress in Dorchester
To the Green Memory of William Hawkings, Gardener: Planted Here With Love and Care By His Grieving Colleagues
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A gardener in Davenport
Here lies the worst king and the most miserable man in the kingdom.
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King Robert III of Scotland wanted this epitaph and also requested to be buried in an anthill
A zealous locksmith died of late, and did not enter Heaven’s gate. But stood without and would not knock , because he meant to pick the lock.
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We all have a debt – To nature due – I've paid mine – And so must you.
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In Rock Valley Massachusetts
Here rests an old woman who always was tired, for she lived in a house where no help was hired; Her very last words were, “My friends I am goin*, to a land where there's nothin' of washin' or sewin', and everything there shall be just to ray wishes, for where they don't eat there's no washin' of dishes; the land with sweet anthems is constantly ringin', but having no voice I'll get clear of the singin'." She folded her hands, her latest endeavor, and whispered, "Oh nothin', sweet nothin forever."
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She was not smart, she was not fair, but hearts with grief for her are swellin'; all empty stands her little chair: she died of eatin' water-mellon.
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My wife lies here. All my tears cannot bring her back, Therefore, I weep.
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