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Author: Epitaph Page 26
DOUBT – Martha Mae “Take the back roads!” • Bill – “It’s five o’clock somewhere!”
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I would – rather be here – than in Texas.
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In Colorado Spring CO (her husband was buried in Texas)
John and Lydia, that blooming pair, a whale killed him and her body lies here.
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Vineyard Haven
Poorly lived and poorly died. Poorly buried and no one cried.
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Anonymous near Warwick
Jeffrey Bottom – His wife was constantly scolding and scoffing , so he sought for repose in a 12 coin coffin
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A thousand ways cut short our days, none are exempt from death. A honey-bee by stinging me did stop my mortal breath.
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Here lies the body of Jonathan Tilton, whose friends reduced him to a skeleton. They robbed him out of all he had And now rejoice that he is dead.
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Here lies Bernard Lightfoot who was accidentally killed in his forty fifth year.
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Erected by his grateful family.
Rab McBeth – who died for the want of another breath.
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Died by hanging
Here lieth Richard Dent in his last tenement.
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A landlord
Here lie Walker's particles.
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On Dr. Walker – author of English Particles
Moses White. His grand excellence was that he was genuine.
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Here he lies, James T. Carson. He blew up his wife and was hung for arson.
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I’m A Writer But Then Nobody’s Perfect
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Film director Billy Wilder
Los Angeles
Beneath the stone, a lump of clay, lies the man called Peter Hannels, who early in the month of May, took off his winter flannels.
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This stone was raised to Sarah Ford, not Sarah's virtues to record, for they're well known to all the town. No Lord; it was raised to keep her down.
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In Kilmurry Churchyard Ireland
Charlie was a chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H20 was H2SO4.
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(Sulfuric acid)
Here lies Donnie Cornwell, good and dead. In an extra large coffin to fit his extra large head.
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Here lies one Wood enclosed in wood. One Wood within another. The outer wood Is very good: we cannot praise the other.
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In Memory of Beza Wood – Nov. 2 1837 Aged 45 yrs. in Winslow Maine
… He's done a-catching cod, and gone to meet his God.
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A fisherman
In East Thompson New York
We all have a debt – To nature due – I've paid mine – And so must you.
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In Rock Valley Massachusetts
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