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Shall all we die? We shall die all. All die shall we? Die all we shall.

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Hooray my brave boys let's rejoice at his fall. For if he had lived he would have buried us all.

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Here lies John Ross, kick'd by a boss.

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Sacred to the remains of Jonathan Thompson. A pious Christian and affectionate husband. His disconsolate widow continues to carry on his grocery business At the old stand on Main Street: Cheapest and best prices in town.

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“I’m just resting my eyes”

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Sacred to the memory of Miss Martha Grimm. She was so very spare within, she burst the outward shell of sin and hatched herself a cherubim.

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Charity, wife of Gideon Bligh, underneath this stone doth lie. Nought was she e'er known to do, that her husband told her to.

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Dear Sister, Here lies the body of Mary Ford. We hope her soul is with the Lord But if for hell she's changed this life, better live there than as J. Ford's wife.

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Been Here: Now Gone: Had a Good Time.

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Here lies the body of Molly Dickie, the Wife of Hall Dickie, tailor

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Fhebe Sprague. – In the sixteenth year of her age, – Natively quick and spry – As all young people be, – When God commands them down to dust, – How quick they drop you see.

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Here lies one who never sacrificed his reason to superstitious God, nor ever believed that Jonah swallowed the whale.

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"I knew this was going to happen to me."

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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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This spot is the sweetest I've seen in my life, For it raises many flowers and covers my wife.

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This is the grave of Mike O’Day, who died maintaining his right of way. His right was clear, his will was strong, but he’s just as dead as if he’d been wrong.

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Here lies Scott Jacobson – Who came upon an evil lich, he didn't even think to run, and ended up in this ditch

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Here lies the body of Ephraim Wise. Safely tucked between his two wives. One was Tillie and the other Sue. Both were faithful, loyal, and true. By his request in ground that's hilly. His coffin is set tilted toward Tillie.

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To follow you I am not content, How do I know Which way you went.

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The devil slipped in like a weasil – And down to Hell he took old Kezle.

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Here lies Ezekiel Aikle Age 102 – The Good Die Young.

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