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Let me out of here !!!

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Here lies England's premier baron, patiently awaiting the last trump.

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Poorly lived and poorly died. Poorly buried and no one cried.

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The manner of her death was thus; She was druv over by a Bus.

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Pray for me, old Thomas Dunn, but if you don't, tis all one.

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Captain Thomas Coffin, died 1842, age 50 years. He's done a-catching cod and gone to meet his God.

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Here lies Johnny Cole. Who died upon my soul after eating a plentiful dinner. While chewing his crust he was turned into dust with his crimes undigested – poor sinner.

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A traveller lies here at rest, who life's rough ocean tossed on. His many virtues all expressed, thus simply – “I'm from Boston.”

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Here lies interr'd a man o' micht, they ca'd him Malcolm Downie; he lost his life ae market night, by fa'ing aff his pownie. [pony] Aged 37 Years.

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A bird, a man, a loaded gun. No bird, dead man, thy will be done.

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One Errant Female Has Fun – The Ornament of Her Generation – Beautiful. Witty. Brilliant. Talented. Elegant. Charming. Frugal and Modest. – Erected By Herself

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Entombed within this vault a lawyer lies, who, fame assureth us was just and wise, an able advocate and honest too; that's wondrous strange, indeed, if it be true.

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Here lies a man named Zeke. Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek.

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Let her RIP

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Tom Smith is dead, and here he lies, nobody laughs and nobody cries; where his soul's gone, or how it fares, nobody knows, and nobody cares.

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Beloved Husband of Joan, A Man With Nature, Who Loved Life & His Jigsaws – "Didjabringabeer"

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Here lies John Ross, kick'd by a boss.

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Here lies the body of Jane Gordon. With mouth almighty and teeth accordin!

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Here lies the landlord Tommy Dent – In his last cosy tenement.

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Here lieth Richard Dent in his last tenement.

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Here lies the bones of David Jones, Laid both dead and dumb. He read a law and plead a cause But died from drinking rum.

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