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Author: Epitaph Page 18
Murdered by a traitor and coward whose name is not worthy to appear here
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Gunfighter and outlaw Jesse James in Kearney Missouri
Go away – I’m asleep.
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Actress Joan Hackett
Los Angeles
Once I wasn't – then I was. Now I ain't again.
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In Cleveland Ohio
This is all that remains of poor Ben Hough. He had forty-nine years and that was enough. Of worldly goods he had his share, And now he's gone to the Devil's snare.
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He heard the angels calling him, from the celestial shore. He flopped his wings and away he flew, to make one angel more.
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Timothy Egan
Here lies the body of Mary Morgan. Like the morning dew she glistened, exhaled, and went to heaven.
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Arlington Massachusetts
I don’t want to talk about it now.
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Los Angeles
Posterity will ne'er survey – A nobler grave than this: – Here lies the bones of Castlereagh: – Stop, traveller, and piss.
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Let her RIP
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In a Northern Virginia graveyard
Pray for me, old Thomas Dunn, but if you don't, tis all one.
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Jack Lemmon In…
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Actor Jack Lemmon
Los Angeles
Rebecca Freeland, 1741 – She drank good ale, good punch and wine, and lived to the age of 99.
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New Jersey
She was first cousin to Lady Jones. – And of such is the kingdom of heaven. – Amen.
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In Ireland
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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Winston Churchill (1874-1965) Bladon Churchyard Oxfordshire England
It is so soon that I am done for, I wonder what I was begun for.
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In England
Here lie I and my three daughters, All from drinking the Cheltenham waters. While if we had kept to the Epsom salts, We should not now be in these here vaults.
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Unknown (died 1701)
The wedding-day appointed was, and wedding clothes provided, before the nuptial day, alas! He sickened and he die did.
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In Biddeford churchyard Devon England
Here lies the body of Samuel Proctor, who lived and died without a doctor.
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Well this was fun, let's dit again sometime.
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Quniaron Bellthing (1930-2004)
Stop, reader, pray and read my gate. What caused my life to terminate. For thieves by night when in my bed Broke in my house and shot me dead.
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Fawley Churchyard New Hampshire
That is all
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London England
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