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… But the reason why I am here interred according to my thinking, – Is owing to my good living and hard drinking, – If therefore, good Christians, you wish to live long – Don't drink to much wine, brandy, gin, or any thing strong.

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Here lies the body of Molly Dickie, the Wife of Hall Dickie, tailor

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Susan Tomkins here she lies, nobody laughs and nobody crys, where shes gone or how she fares nobody knows and nobody cares

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Blown upward out of sight: he sought the leak by candlelight

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I will NOT be right back after this message.

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Sleep soft in dust, wait the Almighty's will, then rise unchanged, and be an angel still.

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Bye

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THOMAS O. MURPHY – Sh-h-h.

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Here lies the corpse of Doctor Chard, who fill'd half of this churchyard.

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He is not here – But only his pod; He shelled out his peas – And went to his God.

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I made an ash of myself

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Here lies Salvino Armalo D'Armati of Florence, the inventor of spectacles. May God pardon his sins!

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We must all die there is no doubt – Your glass is running… mine is out

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School is out. Teacher Has gone home

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Here lies Johnny Cole. Who died upon my soul after eating a plentiful dinner. While chewing his crust he was turned into dust with his crimes undigested – poor sinner.

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Beloved Husband of Joan, A Man With Nature, Who Loved Life & His Jigsaws – "Didjabringabeer"

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Here lie I and my three daughters, All from drinking the Cheltenham waters. While if we had kept to the Epsom salts, We should not now be in these here vaults.

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Here lies Tommy Day, removed from over the way.

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See how God works his wonders now and then, here lies a lawyer, and an honest man.

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Here lies my wife, poor Molly, let her lie, she finds repose at last, and so do I.

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I had a lover's quarrel with the world

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