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Author: Epitaph Page 22
Shall all we die? We shall die all. All die shall we? Die all we shall.
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Here lies Bryan Wilkinson – The doc said he'd be 'alright,’ Guess doc was all wrong
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She was first cousin to Lady Jones. – And of such is the kingdom of heaven. – Amen.
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In Ireland
My father and mother were both insane – I inherited the terrible stain. – My grandfather, grandmother, aunts and uncles – Were lunatics all, and yet died of carbuncles.
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In Maryland
This is on me.
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M.D. (1866–1939) in Pawtucket Rhode Island
William P. Rothwell
Haine haint
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Atheist Arthur Haine in Vancouver Washington
Here lies young Ezikel Height, died from jumping Jim Smith’s claim; didn’t happen at the mining site, the claim he jumped, was Jim Smith’s dame.
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The winter snow congealed his form, but now we know our Uncle’s warm.
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My sledge and anvil lie declined, my bellows too have lost their wind; my fire’s extinct, my forge decay’d. And in the dust my body’s laid: my coal is out, my iron’s gone, my nails are drove, my work is done.
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A Shropshire England blacksmith
"Here lies my husband – what else is new"
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He lived and died by suicide
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A coroner who hung himself in West Grinstead England
James B. McCoy – Member Co. D 17th Iowa Inf. which mustered in 1165 men and mustered out 42. Participated in 19 battles and 3 sieges. Never Applied For A Pension.
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Salida Colorado
I’d rather be in Boston watching the Red Sox
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In Saskatoon
They finally took Our good friend Scott, When a lightning bolt could not
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Dear God, Thanks
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Actor Ed Wynn in Glendale California
Here lies (the Lord have mercy on her) One of Her Majesty's maids of honour: she was young, slender, and pretty; she died a maid — the more's the pity.
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On a maid of honor
Here lies Martin Elmrod. Have mercy on my soul, good God, as I would do were I Lord God, and you were Martin Elmrod.
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In Aberdeen Scotland
Here lies the body of Johnny Haskell, A lying, thieving, cheating rascal; He always lied, and now he lies, He has no soul and cannot rise.
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Here lies Jim Shaw, attorney-at-law. When he died the devil cried, give me your paw, Jim Shaw, Attorney at law.
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Office upstairs.
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Dr. Fred Roberts Brookland Arkansas
A zealous locksmith died of late, and did not enter Heaven’s gate. But stood without and would not knock , because he meant to pick the lock.
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