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Hummels – largest selection ever – "If it's in stock, we have it!"
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FOR SALE: Instant coffee table
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Kellogg’s pot tarts $1.99 box
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Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
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3 bedroom house for sale: new gas furnace, new wiring and new water heater won't last long!
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For Sale: exercise bike good as new. Please call Mrs. Stout.
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FOR SALE: 1993 Chevy Lumina. Black exterior with beige interior. Runs and drives great. Sorry, no tires included.
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Nordic track $300 – hardly used – call Chubby.
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FOR SALE in excellent condition, $100. Call…
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Used Tombstone, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel. One only.
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FOR SALE. Three canaries of undermined sex.
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FOR SALE: greens, turnips, collards, mustard, and rudebeggers. One mile west of Westiville, First clay road on left. Call…
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TAG Heuer mens watch with bright yellow dial, it's not gay its European $99. 714-997-….
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ONE METAL Office desk. Timeshare, sleeps six, at Alpine Bay, Alabama. 859-….
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MUST SELL: 3 Grave Spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.
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FOR SALE – musky dimes. Call…
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FOR SALE: Doctor’s sailing dinghy and accessories. Doctor no further use.
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Ground beast: 99 cents lb.
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FOR SALE – Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
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FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE — 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS
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20 dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port, sold to pay for charges, the owner having lost sight of, and bottled by us last year.
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