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All positions are open until filled.

HELP WANTED – PlayStation Brand Ambassador

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

WANTED: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.

Wanted: Preparer of food. Must like the food business, be dependable, and be willing to get hands dirty.

Wanted: Lifeguard. Must be able to swim.

HELP WANTED – Administraive/ Secretary

HELP WANTED – Helpdesk Technician @ Pentagon

Wanted – Director Of Advertsing [sic]

Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

HELP WANTED – PLUMMER/ELECTRICIAN [sic]

SECRETARIAL/CLERICAL – Excellent word processing & typing skills. Conscious, creative and detail oriented.

Fulham Football Club seeks a Manager / Genius

WANTED: Part-Time secretary with wisdom of Deborah, dedication of Dorcas, stay cool under fire like Shadrach, imagination of the prophets, capabilities of all scribes.

Wanted: Satellite Installer

Help wanted: Boiler operator. Previous clinical experience with gynecology patients required.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Help Wanted – “Must dominate the English language” – Call: (917) 797-….

HELP WANTED – Eyebrow Threading

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.