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Author: Malaprop

Malaprop:

Malaprops: The mistaken use of a word or words in place of a similar-sounding one, as in, television character Archie Bunker’s utterance of birth patrol pills.” Here are some we’ve come across.

I let my prescription run out on that magazine.

Malaprop
Malaprops I let my prescription run out on that magazine.

Making mistakes on our usually flawless show is disarming.

Malaprop
Malaprops Alarming

In Medieval times most of the people were alliterate.

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Communication Malaprops Reading/Writing Illiterate

Don't get historical!

Malaprop
Emotions Hysterical

Revenge is a dish best served with cold cuts.

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Malaprops Best served cold Tony Soprano

The printer is out of order – sorry for the incontinence.

Malaprop
Malaprops Inconvenience

You're just trying to make me admit something I didn't do. I know all about reverse biology, buddy. I'm not an idiot.

Malaprop
Intelligence Malaprops Reverse psychology

Passed with flying carpets.

Malaprop
Malaprops Colors

That's a hog of a different color.

Malaprop
Malaprops Horse

We were young: college students, we were full of vim and vinegar.

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Malaprops Vigor

California’s Silicone Valley

Malaprop
Malaprops Places Silicon Valley

low-lying fruit

Malaprop
Malaprops Low hanging fruit













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