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Author: Oxymoron Page 16

If it's a classified ad, why is it publicly published?

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Selfish gifts

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Extra ordinary

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Private citizen

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Extremely bland

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May I ask a question?

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Well known secret

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Click the ‘Start’ button to Shut Down the computer.

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Pointedly blunt

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Sticking up in all directions

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Re-create

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First strike defense

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Fall at a high rate

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Accurate rumor

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Boy cow

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Now then

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Assistant head coach

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We’re alone

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Peace force

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Real magic

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One size fits all

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