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Author: Sign Page 2

Mattie’s Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, “An alternative to Good Eating”

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Signs Restaurant business card in Decatur Texas

Today's Special. [Below it says: So's tomorrow]

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Signs At a hardware store in Oregon

Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

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Signs In a Tokyo shop

Watch your step. Watch your mouth.

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Signs At entrance and exit of the I.R.S.

Push Push Push.

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Signs On the door of the maternity ward

Smile, You're on Radar!

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Signs Speed limit sign on Long Beach Island NJ

Slow Sickness

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Signs On a neighborhood street in South Carolina

Condoms & Lubricants – Make Dad’s Day

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Signs On a Father’s Day store display

Closed for Official Opening

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Signs Near Victoria Station London

Emergency Foot Surgery – Walk-ins Welcomed

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Signs At an Amelia Island FL podiatrist’s office

Your One Stop Shop! Beer Ammo and Liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!

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Signs At a store in Florida
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