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Author: Subtitle from unknown movie
He was stuck in his zipper.
Subtitle from unknown movie
Translations
For “He reciprocated.”
I have more power in my penis than he has in his whole body.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “I have more power in my pinkie than he has in his whole body.”
I'll unhitch the horse team.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “I'll make a cup of tea.”
Bring your spirit level.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “Come in an average mood.”
You've got ivory skin.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “You have elephant skin.”
You're grounded.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “You are forbidden to fly.”
Spank the soil.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “Hit the dirt.”
He built all the components from household waste.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “He built all the components from scratch.”
Jim is a Vietnam vet.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “Jim is an animal doctor from Vietnam.”
The dynamite is connected to a time machine.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “The dynamite is connected to a timing device.”