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Author: Various artists
She Broken My Heart, So I Broke His Jaw
Various artists
Miscellaneous
Written by Dan Simons & Jason Maffucci
Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Benny Carter & Gene De Paul
Would You Like Fries With That?
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Dave Metzger
Happy Hour (Is the Saddest Time of the Day)
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Mike Neun
Jack Daniels, You Lied to Me Again
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Bruce Innes
Dumptruck
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Blind Melon
Baby, Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Jeff Daniels
My Dead Dog Rover
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Hank Stu Dave & Hank
I’m Just An Old Chunk Of Coal (But I’m Gonna Be A Diamond Someday)
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Billy Joe Shaver
She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye
Various artists
Miscellaneous
Written by D Gilmore & M Newbury
I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Almost Like You’re Here
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by by Biff Manard & Kip Addotta
Plastic Jesus
Various artists
Miscellaneous
Written by Ed Rush & George Cromarty
I'm My Own Grandpa
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Moe Jaffe & Dwight Latham
Shaving Cream
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Benny Bell
The Pint Of No Return
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Aubrey Mayhew
If You Don’t Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Brian Burns
Phantom Of The Opry
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Billy Lawson / John Schweers / Roger Murrah
I Meant Every Word That He Said
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Bucky Jones & Curly Putman
Don’t Squeeze My Sharmon
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Carl Belew & Van Givens
Too Fat Polka
Various artists
Miscellaneous
Written by Arthur Richardson / R.A. Maclean / Ross MacLean
My Sweet Tooth Says I Wanna (But My Wisdom Tooth Says No)
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Joe Young/Sam H. Stept & Sidney Clare
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