Author: Bill Peterson

I used to have this slight speech implement and couldn’t remember things before I took the Sam Carnegie course.

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I’m the football coach around here and don’t you remember it.

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You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

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Three things are bad for you: I can't remember the first two, but doughnuts are the third.

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The greatest thing just happened to me… I just got indicted into the Florida Sports Hall of Fame; they had a standing observation for me.

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Just remember the words of Patrick Henry – ‘Kill me or let me live.’

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You guys lineup, alphabetically by height.

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We are not going to be any three-clouds-and-a-yard-of-dust team.

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Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season… one word and one word only – Super Bowl.

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