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Author: Byron Butler

52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000

Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs

Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.

Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs

He put it just where he meant it and it passed the Luxembourg goal post by 18 inches.

Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs

Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire.

Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

And so no the fair, long hair of Adrian Heath has been thrown into action.

Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs

And the second goal was a blue print of the first.

Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs

And Bailey comes out to save, immediately there is a whole wasps nest of blue shirts swarming around him.

Byron Butler
British commentator
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