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Author: David Coleman Page 3
It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Hurdling
She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
There’ll be only one winner now – in every sense.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Track
The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
At the velodrome
Bicycle racing
Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Auto racing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Stronsay is an island surrounded by sea.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Geography
That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
He just can’t believe what isn’t happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Nottingham Forest are having a bad run, they've lost six matches in a row now without winning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
And the line up for the final of the Women’s 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
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