Author: David Pleat Page 2

Our central defenders, Doherty and Anthony Gardner, were fantastic and I told them that when they go to bed tonight they should think of each other.

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There’s Jermaine Defoe, checking the weather on his phone no doubt… he’s a lovely boy.

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We are now in the middle of the center of the first half.

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I’m not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion’s League, but it’s definitely 10 million euros.

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Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some. Or occasionally lose.

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Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who’s facing him.

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There’s Thierry Henry, exploding like the French train that he is.

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I’ve never known a Groundhog Day like this and I’ll have to go and see the film to find out what it’s all about.

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If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.

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I don’t know if that was a good bad one or a bad good one.

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He hits it into the corner of the net as straight as a nut.

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I’ve just noticed something interesting; the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on.

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Preki quite literally only has the one foot.

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If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I’m sure that they would be interested in these two Russians.

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He’s very quick for a man of his age. I suppose you’d call him ageless. He’s 33 or 34.

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