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Author: David Pleat Page 2
Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa; and even he doesn’t always get picked.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
I’ve never known a Groundhog Day like this and I’ll have to go and see the film to find out what it’s all about.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Misspokements
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Groundhog Day
There he goes again, doing doggies.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?
David Pleat
James Allen
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Interviewing race car driver Ralf Schumacher
This is a real cat and carrot situation.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I’m sure that they would be interested in these two Russians.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
I don’t know if that was a good bad one or a bad good one.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
That would have been the icing on his start.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
I’m not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion’s League, but it’s definitely 10 million euros.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Statistics are damn lies.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Statistics
Preki quite literally only has the one foot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Moutinho using his weight there – all 5’ 7” of it.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Our central defenders, Doherty and Anthony Gardner, were fantastic and I told them that when they go to bed tonight they should think of each other.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Oh dear, I forgot to put my watch back to Swiss time.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Misspokements
Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
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