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Author: Dixie Carter

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I’d rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.

Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Dixie Carter
(1939 – 2010) American actress
Activities Shopping TV/Movie Quotes As Julia Sugarbaker in “Designing Women”

[En route to Japan] Suzanne: And I’ll tell you something else. I am not eating octopus, walking around in my stocking feet, or takin’ a bath with my neighbors no matter what those little people say.

Julia: It’s always stimulating to travel with the international voice of racism.

Dixie Carter
(1939 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes As Julia Sugarbaker in “Designing Women”

Allison: Oh, Julia, just so you know, the next time you see your lawyer on company time, it’s going on your record.

Julia: Just so you know… the next time you speak to me in that tone of voice, you’re going to the moon.

Dixie Carter
(1939 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes As Julia Sugarbaker in “Designing Women”

Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there’d be an arch over your bed!

Dixie Carter
(1939 – 2010) American actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Julia Sugarbaker in “Designing Women”

Suzanne: Where are our seats?

Julia: I don’t know. If history teaches us anything, mine will be next to a baby who smokes.

Dixie Carter
(1939 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes As Julia Sugarbaker in “Designing Women”













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