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Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

A woman is like a tea bag… you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

Eleanor Roosevelt
(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady
People Women Difficulties Tea bags

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Eleanor Roosevelt
(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady
Characteristics People Self

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.

Eleanor Roosevelt
(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady
Communication Speech

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered, but I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: – 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'

Eleanor Roosevelt
(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady
Communication Language Rose

Utter nonsense.

Eleanor Roosevelt
(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady
Last words Spoken to the nurse who told her she would die when the reason God put her on earth was fulfilled

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.

Eleanor Roosevelt
(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady
Characteristics People Guests Housekeeping













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