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Author: Elizabeth Taylor

The first one’s the hardest, then you know the routine.

Elizabeth Taylor
(1932 – 2011) British-American actress
Divorce Marriage On how she survived divorces

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

Elizabeth Taylor
(1932 – 2011) British-American actress
Characteristics Vices Virtues

I am a very committed wife, and I should be committed too – for being married so many times.

Elizabeth Taylor
(1932 – 2011) British-American actress
Marriage Self Wives

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

Elizabeth Taylor
(1932 – 2011) British-American actress
People Problems Vices

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

Elizabeth Taylor
(1932 – 2011) British-American actress
Entertainment Actors Leading men

Big girls need big diamonds.

Elizabeth Taylor
(1932 – 2011) British-American actress
Things Diamonds

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

Elizabeth Taylor
(1932 – 2011) British-American actress
Entertainment Film Actors

There is no deodorant like success.

Elizabeth Taylor
(1932 – 2011) British-American actress
Success













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