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Author: George Santayana

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.

George Santayana
(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist
Characteristics Intelligence Fanaticism Idealogy

Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.

George Santayana
(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist
Characteristics Skepticism

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren’t there.

George Santayana
(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist
History Time

Sanity is a madness put to good use.

George Santayana
(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist
Intelligence Sanity

It is part of prudence to thank an author for his book before reading it, so as to avoid the necessity of lying about it afterwards.

George Santayana
(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist
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