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Author: George W. Bush Page 7
I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Hurricane Katrina
I’ve got God’s shoulder to cry on… and I cry a lot.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
If I become president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I'm a patient man; and when I say I'm a patient man, I mean I'm a patient man
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Patience
There's no question about it. Wall Street got drunk—that's one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras—it got drunk and now it's got a hangover. The question is how long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Drunk
Wall Street
It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
The United States and Russia are in the midst of a transformationed relationship that will yield peace and progress.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
America
Conflict
Places
War
World
Victory
It’s about past seven in the evening here so we’re actually in different time lines.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
About speaking to Philippine President Gloria Arroyo
This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national – really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
National parks
We must have the attitude that every child in America – regardless of where they’re raised or how they’re born – can learn.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Executive powers
I need to be able to move the right people to the right place at the right time to protect you, and I’m not going to accept a lousy bill out of the United Nations Senate.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
You know, sometimes when you study history, you get stuck in the past.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
The reason I believe in a large tax cut is because it’s what I believe.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Campaigns
Shaking hands
I want to thank all the Canadians who came out today to wave to me – with all five fingers!
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Canadians
Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Terrorists
Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
America
Places
Parting words to world leaders
Pollution
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