Author: Jack Soo
Will you describe the [stolen] car, please? Black fenders, silver doors, green hood, polka-dot seat covers, monkey-fur dashboard… maybe it wasn’t stolen; maybe it ran away.
(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor
It must have been the coffee.
(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor
You know those cute little Japanese dolls that you rub on the belly for luck? … I’m taking one out to dinner tonight.
(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor
Mr. Schuster: I didn’t know Orientals had a sense of humor.Yemana: Are you kidding? We invented gunpowder.
(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor