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Author: Jennifer Aniston

Rachel: Thank you for my beautiful earrings, they’re perfect. I love you.
Ross: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, okay?
Rachel: Now I love you even more.

Jennifer Aniston
(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes As Rachel in “Friends”

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.

Jennifer Aniston
(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Life Success Celebrity Toilet paper

How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?

Jennifer Aniston
(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Animals Cats TV/Movie Quotes As Rachel in “Friends”

Ross: All right, I’ll tell you why you’re a bad driver. You’re fast and irresponsible.

Rachel: Well, excuse me, but in high school that made me head cheerleader.

Jennifer Aniston
(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes As Rachel in “Friends” Driving













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