Author: Jerry Coleman Page 3

They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.

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Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

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Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

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He slides into second with a stand up double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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When you lose your hands, you can’t play baseball.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team; they got him from Philadelphia.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head… no harm done.

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He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.

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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Grubb goes back, back… he’s under the warning track and makes the play.

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Hector Torres, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

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The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!

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I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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There’s a shot up the alley… oh, it’s just foul.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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