Author: Jerry Coleman Page 3

(Willie) McCovey swings and misses, and it’s fouled back.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader and that puts another keg in the Cubs’ coffin.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team; they got him from Philadelphia.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Enos Cabell started here with the Astros… and before that he was with the Orioles.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Ozzie Smith just made a play that I have never seen before; and he’s done it more times than anyone else.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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There’s a shot up the alley… oh, it’s just foul.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Larry Lintz steals second standing up… he slid, but he didn’t have to.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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There’s someone warming up in the bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Last night's homer was Willie Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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You never ask why you’ve been fired because if you do, they’re liable to tell you.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres – two doubles and a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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When you lose your hands, you can’t play baseball.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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