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Author: John McKay Page 3
I told my team it doesn't matter… there are 750 million people in China who don't even know this game was played. The next day, a guy called me from China and asked, 'What happened, Coach?
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
Following a 51-0 loss
If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On playing in Green Bay Wisconsin
We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
When I was duck hunting with Bear Bryant, he shot at one but it kept flying.
"John," he said, "There flies a dead duck…"
Now, that's confidence.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
Bear Bryant
Confidence
God's busy; they'll have to make do with me.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
When asked if his team prayed for victory
If you have everyone back from a team that lost 10 games, experience isn't too important.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
Kickers are like horse manure. They're all over the place.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
Kickers
There aren't many secrets in coaching…. well, there's one secret: Get a guy like Warrick Dunn, throw him a screen pass and watch him run 52 yards with it.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
Coaching
I’ll probably take a little time off and go hide somewhere. We will be back. Maybe not this century, but we will be back.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
After a bad season
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