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Author: John McKay Page 3
There were times I felt like leaving the stadium and hitchhiking home.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
After losing 42-0
Capece is kaput.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On cutting kicker Bill Capece
They were absolutely horrible and that’s the best thing I can say. Besides that they were bad.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On his team’s poor play
Statistics and records are baseball talk; they keep records like most times sliding into second base on a Tuesday.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Baseball
Football
Sports
Records
Statistics
You do a lot of praying, but most of the time the answer is “no.”
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Religion
Sports
On how coaching an expansion team is a religious experience
I remember in Pittsburgh we had no players and the ones we did have wanted to stay at the hotel by the fire. I was ticked because that's where I wanted to stand.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On a loss to Pittsburgh on a very cold day
I’ll probably take a little time off and go hide somewhere. We will be back. Maybe not this century, but we will be back.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
After a bad season
I keep a picture of O. J. Simpson at my side at all times to remind me of the days when I knew how to coach.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
Coaching
O. J. Simpson
Reminiscing about his days at USC prior to the awful early years as the Bucs' coach
It was about three-to-one that I was not an SOB.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On fan mail he received as a Tampa Bay coach
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