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God's busy; they'll have to make do with me.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports When asked if his team prayed for victory

There were times I felt like leaving the stadium and hitchhiking home.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports After losing 42-0

You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes-Benz.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports To the media after a game [the previous week he had said ‘You guys don't know the difference between a football and a bunch of bananas.’ and a case of bananas was left at his door]

If you have everyone back from a team that lost 10 games, experience isn't too important.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports

I'm not surprised. The referee is a fine Catholic fellow by the name of Patrick Murphy.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports When asked about the officiating after a series of questionable calls against Notre Dame

I’ll probably take a little time off and go hide somewhere. We will be back. Maybe not this century, but we will be back.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports After a bad season

Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Emotions Football Sports

Underdog, overdog, hotdog; I guess you want to be an underdog – but an underdog with the best team.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On being an underdog in a playoff game

I keep a picture of O. J. Simpson at my side at all times to remind me of the days when I knew how to coach.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Coaching O. J. Simpson Reminiscing about his days at USC prior to the awful early years as the Bucs' coach