Author: John McKay

I told my team it doesn't matter… there are 750 million people in China who don't even know this game was played. The next day, a guy called me from China and asked, 'What happened, Coach?

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

It’s shattering when a player loses interest in camp. When you lose your interest in standing around eating steaks you lose everything.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Statistics and records are baseball talk; they keep records like most times sliding into second base on a Tuesday.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Hold when you're at home and don't hold when you're on the road.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

If you have everyone back from a team that lost 10 games, experience isn't too important.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

When I was duck hunting with Bear Bryant, he shot at one but it kept flying.
"John," he said, "There flies a dead duck…"
Now, that's confidence.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

You usually wind up staying up all night, or until your best player comes in.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

You draw Xs and Os on a blackboard and that's not so difficult… I can even do it with my left hand.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

It was about three-to-one that I was not an SOB.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

You do a lot of praying, but most of the time the answer is “no.”

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

I'm all in favor of it.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

We stunk… we blocked bad… we were terrible on defense and our kicking game made up for it by being absolutely horrible; I saw nothing that delighted me, though we ran on the field fairly well.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

I’ll probably take a little time off and go hide somewhere. We will be back. Maybe not this century, but we will be back.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Everyone is unhappy at times, even my wife. Only she doesn't get interviewed about it.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

God's busy; they'll have to make do with me.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Let's go out there and win one for the quipper.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes-Benz.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

I don't think he's got much of a future here, because I plan on going to all the games.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach