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Author: John McKay Page 3
He is not in a union; he can carry the ball as many times as we want him to… anyway, the ball doesn't weigh that much.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On O.J. Simpson carrying the ball 47 times in a USC
We'll have an offensive team and a defensive team, and the other team will be in charge of carrying me off the field.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On playing a game with only a small number of players
Jerry's a nice kid, but so's my wife… and she's no quarterback.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
You usually wind up staying up all night, or until your best player comes in.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On why he rarely had bed checks
The bus leaves in an hour – anyone who needs a shower, take one.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
After a particularly bad loss
It’s shattering when a player loses interest in camp. When you lose your interest in standing around eating steaks you lose everything.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
On training camp
I don't think he's got much of a future here, because I plan on going to all the games.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
When informed that his kicker was nervous about McKay watching him
The only problem with doing the impossible is that everybody expects you to duplicate the impossible.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
It would have been a good pass if Harry had been playing for us.
John McKay
(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football
Sports
After Harry Carson intercepted a pass
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