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Author: Johnny Logan

I know the name, but I can’t replace the face.

Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Appearance Misspokements Faces Names

Tonight, we're honoring one of the all-time greats in baseball, Stan Musial; he's immoral.

Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Malaprops Sports Immortal Introducing Musial at a banquet

Best player ever? … I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.

Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Rome wasn’t born in a day.

Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Malaprops Places Built Rome

I will perish this trophy forever.

Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Malaprops After being presented with an award Cherish

Reporter: Who do you think is the number one player of all time?

Logan: I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.

Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports Babe Ruth

(After playing an exhibition game in Canada, Logan was surprised to learn that even the kids speak French.)

Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports













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