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Author: Lew Grade

It would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic.

Lew Grade
(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul
Entertainment Film On the cost of his film "Raise the Titanic"

The trouble with this business is that the stars keep ninety per cent of my money.

Lew Grade
(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul
Entertainment Film Agents

I know what the public want because I am one of them.

Lew Grade
(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul
Entertainment Film People Television The public

All my shows are great; some of them are bad, but they are all great.

Lew Grade
(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul
Entertainment Film

Only twelve disciples? … Didn't I tell you I want this thing to be big, big, big!

Lew Grade
(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul
Entertainment Film To director Franco Zefirelli on the film 'Jesus of Nazareth'

Are you buying or selling?

Lew Grade
(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul
Money Situations When asked at age 11 ‘What is the answer to two plus two?’













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