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Author: Marc Maron

I think, in most cases, the difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

Marc Maron
(1963 – ) American stand-up comedian
Characteristics Health Commitment Depression Disappointment

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you’re one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?

Marc Maron
(1963 – ) American stand-up comedian
People Self

Well, evolution’s just a “theory;”  and, I’m thinking to myself, ‘Well, thank goodness gravity’s a law.'

Marc Maron
(1963 – ) American stand-up comedian
Science/Weather Evolution Gravity Theory

Buying my wife a gun is sort of like me saying, 'You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise.'

Marc Maron
(1963 – ) American stand-up comedian
Arms Conflict Killing Situations Gun Suicide Surprises

My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.

Marc Maron
(1963 – ) American stand-up comedian
Characteristics Family Fathers Health Depression













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